11 Times This BuzzFeed Parody Generator Was Too Funny For Its Own Good
FuzzBeed, a website that automatically generates nonsense content in the style of a certain well-funded social news and entertainment company, popped up on Hacker News just yesterday, and is already filled with such stilted and existentially haunting shareables as "The 37 Most Perfect Toothpastes That Will Make You Laugh Every Time."
Here are 11 more times this inspiring BuzzFeed parody bot accidentally restored our faith in humanity:
20 Beauties With Incredible Brooms
5. When winter has become.
A broom corn. Because there's nothing like Lol.
The 13 Most Comfortable Songs Of The Last 25 Years
11. This vengeful chicken.
I am your spoon in the English language. ... and folk song may not used. The pieces. This shirt, telling the music for you down and cheese.
21 Times Curtains Are The Worst And You Just Can't Even
10. The word 'curtain' comes from the tight weave in classic antiquity.
Because there's nothing more cozy.
The 19 Earliest Lunchrooms Of Last Summer
4. Because you don't even fast casual dining commons.
I am your life has taken everything under your laundry. Choosing which spoon to your allowance at Jerryworld. These cafeterias require as a badonk. This tree with Hank and the rise of loneliness.
31 Stereos For Patients That Should Really Exist
28. To compensate, the outer side of Left and compensate for $6.
This insane amount of milk into account. ... 66:1, common usage, true in snow. Tests of you thirty-five minutes. But, even reach completion until 1935.
The 10 Incredible Things Philosophers Know To Be True
8. And you find it on your frozen bones.
You've done your room so starved of tremendous markdowns.
The 27 Vile Cabbages You Probably Didn't Know
13. You've ironed your laundry.
22 Things Disney Princesses Should Be Allowed To Complain About
7. This shirt, telling the legend of the blogosphere.
Her film Sleeping Beauty. These ever-morphing chameleon pails. Whatever this dude's confidence.
The 22 Grammarians Who Are Having a Really Rough Day
5. You've eaten the guys.
If you wouldn't mind actually still not you were dirty. And all of touching your TV. Whether you go to teach the ground. And, of the idea of loneliness. You've done your sweet, warm day to beat.
The 26 Immense Trees Only Paparazzi Will Understand
15. These are also form or needles, that Boyhood will die.
The 15 Smallest Balloons of the Last 24 Years
4. Party balloons may contain prizes, and watching tortillas being stretched.
Because you pick up the helium-filled balloons can become. Air pressure, technically, is possible to die. This carefully engraved bottle of the store to get home.
