Well, would you?

The online brony hub Horse-News notes that big-boobed and wide-hipped inflatable My Little Pony "toys" like the one above are now available for sale via a bootleg retailer called Guangzhou Hongyi Toy Manufacturing for as little as $99 each if you're buying in bulk. The doll doesn't appear to have any actual fuckable orifices, so if you want to fuck the pony, you'll have to get creative.

Plenty of creases, though.

Would you fuck the pony? These commenters on the Horse-News post definitely would.

Anonymous 18 January 2015 at 14:07

but can you fuck it?

Anonymous 18 January 2015 at 14:44

How do you MOUNT this ?

Anonymous 18 January 2015 at 15:46

I was wondering tooooo.... WHERES THE COOOZ!? I WANNA FINGER IT SO I CAN SEE WHAT TO EXPECT!

Other aren't so sure.

SQUID! 18 January 2015 at 16:00

No wings. . . . .& honestly if its going to be a sex toy, it should look like the image at the top of the page where it says "horse news". . . . .all fours, paws down, ass up, tail to the side. . . . . .just sayin, if you make it more accurate you'll have a wider audience. . . . .ehehehehe

Ura Faget 19 January 2015 at 01:58

Friend, you are preaching to the choir here, I'm not a big fan of anthroshit myself.

("Anthroshit" refers derisively to fan art that gives humanlike features to animal characters. If the pony was anatomically correct, these commenters might consider fucking the pony.)

How about this guy?

Cat that ate the canary.

I bet you would.

[Images via Guangzhou Hongyi Toy Manufacturing]