I bet you're not in Switzerland right now! Instead, you're probably trapped in some boring pit like Manhattan or jail, far away from the annual dumb conclave of mega-wealthy power brokers happening in Davos, right now. That sucks, but it's easy to fake it on Tinder.

Contrary to their name, "smart"phones are actually pretty dumb in some ways—with only a few taps you can fake them out and make them believe you're anywhere in the world, instead of where you are. One caveat here, though: the following method of Davos GPS make-believe will only work with Android devices. But really, if you can afford an iPhone you're probably at Davos anyway, right?

Step one: go to your phone's settings. In the "About" section, find "Build Number," then tap on this seven times. This isn't a prank, this is really how you turn on "developer mode." Once you've enabled this, go to "Developer Options," and enable "Mock Locations." There's a more detailed guide to this Android fuckery here.

Step two: download this shady app that will let you select a fake GPS location at will. Navigate on over to Davos, Switzerland, and click the play button. Note that Gawker Media/Blogwire Hungary Szellemi Alkotást Hasznosító Korlátolt Felelősségű Társaság takes no responsibility for this doing wacky stuff to your phone.

Now, as far as your phone is concerned, you are at Davos. Wow. Is that Marissa Mayer? Hey, Cheryl! Tag, Thomas Friedman. Let's fuck. Fire up Tinder or Grindr and start clicking around. If you see a lot of square, Germanic looking people with pictures of themselves skiing, you've probably set this up correctly.

If you match with someone, here's a list of the rest of the weekend's programming. To maintain your cover, make sure to refer to your distances in kilometers and pretend you care about Jack Ma's opinions.

The final step is to have a good time, be safe, and flirt your way to a life of leisure. The only potential downside is that you might have to actually attend Davos in person with your new jumpoff next year.

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