Revenge Porn Sleaze Craig Brittain Wants His Past Deleted from Google

Before it was shuttered by the federal government, IsAnyoneDown.com published naked photos of women without their consent. Now Craig Brittain, the site's former owner, is demanding that Google erase anything that mentions his history of brazen, mass privacy violation. That's so cute.
Craig Brittain, former proprietor of stolen nudes site IsAnyoneDown, says that Google lacks his consent and authorization to provide links to his story, and has submitted a DMCA takedown notice:
Unauthorized use of photos of me and other related information. Unauthorized use of statements and identity related information. Unauthorized copying of excerpts from isanybodydown.com. Using photos which are not 'fair use'.
Yes: Craig Brittain, former proprietor of stolen nudes site IsAnyoneDown, is upset that photos of himself and other embarrassing information can be found on the internet. In particular, he wants these 23 URLs stricken from the Google record, which I will now paste below for your clicking pleasure:
- http://www.ftc.gov/news-events/pr…
- http://adamsteinbaugh.com/2013/04/05/cra…
- http://www.vice.com/read/ftc-bans-…
- https://gigaom.com/2015/01/29/ftc…
- https://www.federalregister.gov/articles/2015/…
- http://www.theverge.com/2015/1/29/7947…
- http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/201…
- http://www.computerworld.com/article/287779…
- http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technolog…
- http://www.ftc.gov/enforcement/ca…
- https://www.popehat.com/2015/01/29/the…
- https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2015/01/30/isa…
- http://antiviral.gawker.com/the-bizarre-ex…
- http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20…
- http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/29/rev…
- http://www.scmagazine.com/craig-brittain…
- http://mymeedia.com/stages/tech/po…
- http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wir…
- http://www.koaa.com/story/27988864…
- http://itsecuritynews.info/2015/01/30/isa…
- https://www.reddit.com/r/GamerGhazi/c…
- http://www.salon.com/2013/04/05/cra…
- http://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbr…
Craig Brittain, revenge porn dynamo turned GamerGate apostle (of course) is shit out of luck here, because as Ars Technica points out, "fair use and general First Amendment principles are on Google's and the media's side," to say nothing of the vast and inexorable cosmic forces of irony. You'd think Craig Brittain, former proprietor of stolen nudes site IsAnyoneDown, who spent so much time exploiting the internet, would have a better understanding of it. But you've never had to be very smart to start a website.