The Minions movie spent a whopping $593 million on an unprecedented, practically inescapable, wildly successful marketing campaign, translating into huge profits for Universal. And, of course, for extremist militant group ISIS.

Three years ago, Junaid Hussain was convicted of breaking into Tony Blair's online contact list and spreading it across the net—now, Reuters reports he's the top suspect behind the Islamic State fanboy "Cyber Caliphate" attacks.

One of the things you learn when you spend any time reading ISIS Twitter is that ISIS Twitter is filled with the cutest darn jihadis you've ever seen.

The official Twitter and YouTube accounts of CENTCOM—the Pentagon branch that oversees American military power in the Middle East—is now an unofficial propaganda machine of the ISIS "Cyber Caliphate."