Every so often, when it’s late and I’m procrastinating and everything else on the internet is suffused with vitriol and poison, I’ll type “funeral selfie” into my Twitter search bar. Pages of smiling, duck-faced teens dressed in black and surrounded by either flowers or caskets or actual cadavers stare back at me. And in this dissonant madness, I find peace.

The official Twitter and YouTube accounts of CENTCOM—the Pentagon branch that oversees American military power in the Middle East—is now an unofficial propaganda machine of the ISIS "Cyber Caliphate."

There was a programming shift over the weekend at Crayola's official Facebook page: instead of tutorials for kidz and Christmas greetings, crayon fans were delivered beautifully pure Facebook click-chum posts like "These Are The WORST Kind of Boobs" and "Reason Why Girls Don't Give Bl0wjobs."