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Like every other instance of vaguely subversive youth culture, text slang and internet jokes are now the property of people who want to sell you breakfast cereal and pasta sauce. One sub-Reddit called /r/FellowKids is dedicated to tracking all of these nauseating attempts at internet youthfulness.

In honor of today's premeire of her new webseries, Touching the Art—the first episode of which is viewable above—Gawker is pleased to present an exploration of digital life by artist and comic Casey Jane Ellison. This essay takes place from the time Casey wakes up to 10 minutes later.

PornMD, a multi-site porn search engine, has created a terrifying and mesmerizing portal into our sad, sticky lives: a live feed of terms entered into its search engine.