Tony the Tiger Turns His Back on Twitter’s Horny Furries
It’s been nearly three months since we first wrote about Tony the Tiger’s little furry problem, and it looks like the object of so many fuzzy affections has finally taken action. According to hordes of furious furry Twitter accounts, Tony the Tiger is on the purge.
If you’ll recall, when we last left Tony, furries were propositioning him for all sorts non-cereal related fun. Most likely, as Gawker Editor-in-Chief Alex Pareene said at the time, this is because “Tony is pretty buff and athletic.”
@realtonytiger give me cummies daddy
— wander style【=◈︿◈=】 (@BRAIX3N) April 22, 2015
But for whatever reason, Tony has had quite enough. And Twitter’s furry masses are pissed.
Raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by Tony the Tiger
— sock (@SockCorgi) January 26, 2016
I don't even think I've ever tweeted at @realtonytiger, did they just go and block all furries? XD pic.twitter.com/4U2OXme82Y
— RAWRlie on the MTA (@KinielCat) January 26, 2016
im blocked by tony the tiger and that's enough to basically ruin my week :^(
— pharma bro (@Cellmate) January 26, 2016
New MWFF theme: A Hunger Games style battle where furries try to survive while @realtonytiger purges them from this earth #TonyTigerGate
— Logan (@LognRoo) January 26, 2016
has tony the tiger not seen the zootopia trailers. we out here. we mainstream. get with the times or get left behind. #tonytigergate
— stray dog strut (@edgedestroys) January 26, 2016
Yes, Tony. As “stray dog strut” so eloquently said, “Get with the times, or get left behind.”
