Sup, blogs? It's TeenagedDrakeFan420 here to tell you: if some random-ass fuckboy hits you up online asking about where you get your weed and molly, don't even worry about it. It's just a fellow traveler on the information superhighway who's a little turned around. Why not be a chillster and point him in the right direction?

Now, before I say anything else, let me just... *Leo voice* I'm not a cop. What gave you that idea, bae? Come on: You know me. From Vine, Snapchat, Tinder, Tumblr. Remember left shark? Lmfao. Relationship goals. This could be us—but you playin! Am I a teen just like you? Yaaaaaas, bish!

What's on your mind, anyway? Is it the NYPD's social media policy, noted today on Muckrock, which allows officers to assume false identities online?

Data contained on the Internet within social network sites may assist law enforcement in gathering timely information in furtherance of crime prevention, including the preservation of public order and the investigation of criminal activity, including suspected terrorist activity. To effectively fulfill these duties, it may be necessary for members of the service to access social network sites using an online alias.

That old thing? Yeah, I guess you might have something to worry about if your ol' ride or die friend DrakeFan were a cop. But you know me. From Instagram. All my teen homies say Facebook is so over—don't you agree?

Anyway, now that we've got all that cop business out of the way: do you know of any drug parties happening in your area tonight? Let's get blazed.

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