Are there too many websites? Obviously, yes: There are too many websites. Throw all the websites into the dumpster and set them on fire. But leave me the Official Turner County Sheriff's Office website. Because it is perfect.

Sometimes the long arm of the law clutches you with nothing more than brute force and brawn. And sometimes that arm folds back onto itself, posing as an underage girl's vagina, in order to trap and incriminate an internet predator.

A Facebook alert from the public relations department of Indonesia's national police force warns parents of a scourge that may or may not be plaguing their nation: children wearing perfectly fashionable t-shirts that happen to feature an array of giant pandas making sweet, species-saving love to each other.

Sup, blogs? It's TeenagedDrakeFan420 here to tell you: if some random-ass fuckboy hits you up online asking about where you get your weed and molly, don't even worry about it. It's just a fellow traveler on the information superhighway who's a little turned around. Why not be a chillster and point him in the right direction?