One of the things you learn when you spend any time reading ISIS Twitter is that ISIS Twitter is filled with the cutest darn jihadis you've ever seen.

The official Twitter and YouTube accounts of CENTCOM—the Pentagon branch that oversees American military power in the Middle East—is now an unofficial propaganda machine of the ISIS "Cyber Caliphate."

There was a programming shift over the weekend at Crayola's official Facebook page: instead of tutorials for kidz and Christmas greetings, crayon fans were delivered beautifully pure Facebook click-chum posts like "These Are The WORST Kind of Boobs" and "Reason Why Girls Don't Give Bl0wjobs."

I've got Friends, you've got Friends/Let's put our Friends together/All those friends in one bed/Makin' love forever/Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey/Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey/Chandler, Chandler, Chandler (Ross)/Chandler, Chandler, Chandler (Ross)

The 2014 edition of Google's annual list of most-searched topics is here, and judging by the stuff America was buzzing about, it was a weird and depressing year indeed.

Across Wikipedia, dozens of articles on sex—from missionary position to mammary intercourse—are adorned by strikingly graphic illustrations from the same mysterious illustrator. Here, we've collected a few of the artist known only as Seedfeeder's greatest works.

On the evening of October 17, 2013, a Twitter user named SpreadButter issued the following tweet:

On the other side of the world, an entirely different internet is taking place: Russian internet. Today, Natalie Shure takes us on a tour of recent artifacts on the Russian web, from VKontakte to LiveJournal, from controversial pranksters to nonsensical dance loops.

On the other side of the world, an entirely different internet is taking place: Russian internet. Today, Natalie Shure takes us on a tour of the past week or so on the Russian web, from VKontakte to LiveJournal, from lighthearted animal exploitation to jaw exercises set to rap.

On the other side of the world, an entirely different internet is taking place: Russian internet. Today, Natalie Shure takes us on a tour of the past week or so on the Russian web, from VKontakte to LiveJournal, from MH17 conspiracies to the toilet duckling meme.

In honor of today's premeire of her new webseries, Touching the Art—the first episode of which is viewable above—Gawker is pleased to present an exploration of digital life by artist and comic Casey Jane Ellison. This essay takes place from the time Casey wakes up to 10 minutes later.

The 23-year-old genius behind Animated Text, creator of the greatest GIF of all time, has launched a new and wondrous project: Spinning 3D Pornhub Comments.

"Arcangel Surfware products consist of everything one needs to 'chill' in bed all day and surf the Internet in comfort: sweat pants, sweat shirts, bed sheets, pillow covers, iPad® and iPhone® covers, magazines, and music."

"When he first looked at the attack logs, Bartley said: 'Oh my God, this was way, way bigger than we ever thought.'"

"The publishers Springer and IEEE are removing more than 120 papers from their subscription services after a French researcher discovered that the works were computer-generated nonsense," Nature reports. One paper focuses on "disproving that spreadsheets can be made knowledge-based, empathic, and compact."

Until earlier today the Twitter account @555µHz was tweeting, as far as any of us can tell, the entirety of the 1986 motion picture Top Gun, one image at a time.

PornMD, a multi-site porn search engine, has created a terrifying and mesmerizing portal into our sad, sticky lives: a live feed of terms entered into its search engine.

"CBS is giving another CSI spinoff a whirl. [...] Avery Ryan, special agent in charge at the Cyber Crime Division of the FBI in Quantico, Va., is tasked to solve high octane crimes that start in the mind, live online, and play out into the real world."

This is a scene from an episode of Friends written by a bot called the Infinite Friends Machine.